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Am I the dimwit who sometimes acts without thinking?
Am I the absurd person who occasionally commits thoughtless actions?
Am I the brainless individual who makes rash decisions from time to time?
Am I the git who
exhibits moments of nonsensical behavior?
Am I the thicko who occasionally lacks common sense?
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AITA for cancelling my wedding because fiancee almost got my
