"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The occurrence happened by mistake." "The nipple exposure was unexpected." "It was an inadvertent clothing malfunction." "The accident came as a shock to everyone present." "Precautions have been implemented to ensure this won't happen again." "We apologize for the disruption and any distress it may have caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."
